Cans are wonderful things.
They hold one of man’s finest discoveries: beer. The problem with a can of beer is that once its been emptied of it’s golden nectar, it’s next to useless and spends an inordinate amount of time filling up your bin before an inevitable bin-emptying must occur.

Emptying the bin is no fun whatsoever but the more you drink, the more it must be done. It’s a vicious circle but one that we can help you with, thanks to our natty Can Crusher.

Load up your empty beer vessels and then use the chunky metal lever to convert those space-wasting tinny cylinders into handy, flat-packed discs. Cans now take up a fraction of the space in your bin and you’ve had a blast crushing them into oblivion into the bargain. Better still, you can mount your Can Crusher on a wall for minimal energy expenditure.

Hell, you don’t even have to bend down to load it up. And should you tire of cans and revert to that other alcohol vessel of note, the bottle, your Can Crusher also has a handy bottle opener. Utter genius.