The common or garden mouse gets a rough deal. Clad in beige and with all the sartorial elegance of Les Battersby, our pointy, clicky friends are fondled constantly throughout the day but only in a ‘cursory’, listless fashion – the mouse gets little love from Johnny executive.

That’s all about to change, however, with the advent of the Street Mouse, a pimped-up, nitrous-powered hotrod of a mouse that’s styled like a Citroen Saxo that’s been covered in Loctite and pointed at a Halfords shop window. Alloy wheels, a sunroof, neon lighting and tinted windows make work a pleasure for any self-respecting petrol head.

If you’re the sort of person who arrives at work looking forward to getting back in the car for a 150mph burn home, then we think a Street Mouse is the only way you’re going to keep your job, sonny. Probably best if you listen to us and invest in one, then, isn’t it?

Requires no MOT or insurance, and is a good little runner!